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| THE BOX |
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| THE CURTAIN |
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| THE TAPE |
this is my new religion, these wholly symbols made of gold are the three shapes of THE BOX, the religion is based around the godlike all perfect BOX who's sacred name must be in capitals whenever written. the curtain and the tape are although of high importance and wholeness don't kneed to be in caps. the original church of this religion was founded by the almighty LOUISE who was the first "contents" of the BOX. the "contents" of the BOX are the believers. the first church was built with a box, tape and a curtain to represent the almighty symbols. the BOX is the main structure of our lives as it is in the church and the
religion. the curtain shields the church as it Shields us from all evil. the tape binds together the church as it binds our lives.
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| the first church of the BOX |
the inside of the church is actually very impressive for such a small space, their is overhead lighting (a torch on string) calming spiritual glowy lighting (glowy egg stuck to the ceiling) wholly golden icons (cut out of wholly golden paper) incense (lavinder stuffed into the corners) a confettion sheet (pece of paper with pen) and a tour plack of the church (postit note with info on the church).
the fee to look around, repent, confess, be forgiven, be preechd to, convert and learn about the ways of the BOX is a meer 1p and if you gues the number on the dice (wich the BOX will chose) you get a moneyback garentee! (may the BOX have mercy)
