funny quotes

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read"

"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook"

                      "I admit, i was born at a very early age"

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

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